February 2012
Me: Hey mom do you need any help with those dishes?
Mom: No sweetie its fine, I got them.
*10 minutes go by
Mom screaming: Why do I have to do everything in this goddamn house myself!?
Watchurbanbarbies:
petitpeach:
omg
Gpoy
dash is weird O_o
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had...”
– Hugo Schwyzer (via blowkissesnotboys)
bought a hairbrush today, on the label it says detangles hair… no shit it does its a hairbrush…..
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
“Please don’t call me a slut. I prefer curious for the cock”
– Wildbambi (via electrictigers)
like if you have a good playlist
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